hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just want to make out with him forever
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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