Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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