Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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