Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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