haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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