UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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