Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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