yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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