Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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