i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.