We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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