you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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