I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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