Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
