everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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