They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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