Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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