Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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