I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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