i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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