Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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