His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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