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(207): View more from Maine

I think we should see other people.

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Already working on it.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory

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(314): View more from Missouri

Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.

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(207): View more from Maine

CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP

(207): View more from Maine

Do we still have any pizza left from last night?

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(989): View more from Michigan

My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.

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