Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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