Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
