after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize