when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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