okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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