? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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