People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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