Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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