Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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