Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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