BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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