Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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