it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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