yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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