these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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