Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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