super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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