Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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