I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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