11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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