Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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