I murdered the dance floor call the cops
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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