No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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