If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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