I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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