3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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