Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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