and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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