i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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