you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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