Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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