It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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